Monday, 14 July 2008

Something I Found on the Net

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!

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jigs said...

hahaha that was a terrifying but funny joke...don't know what to do if im the one who receives that email :D

Holly said...

Absolute gold!

Thank you for sharing that one :)

Here's one for you:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

lol sorry couldn't help myself.

Zatil said...

Haha. I thought it was real funny too--couldnt resist posting it here. Cracks me up every time I read it. Lol.

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Bibi Fabulosity said...

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The cup is half full of something I don't like said...

A true story: There was a man in Portland Or that planned his death for years. He worked out a deal with his barber where the man had created cards for his friend and the barber held on to them. A year after his death the barber mailed the cards. The content was something similar.

Zatil said...

Really..? Wow, I didn't know that..

Leisha Camden said...

LOL!!!